"Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable."

--Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The warriors of Project Mayhem



Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. I never claimed that I did. These characters are all owned by their respective owners (New Line Cinema, Fox, DC Comics, Hasbro, Eidos, Disney, Konami, Todd MacFarlane, LucasArts and anyone I missed). They are copyrighted. I am not making money off of this, nor am I attempting to infringe on the rights of the owners of these characters. Please don't sue me. I'm just trying to make a fun (public) game.



Austin Powers

"Do I make you horny?"

Weapon: Mojo Gun
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Medium

    Austin Powers uses his modified Walther PPK to fire smiling versions of his face. His ammunition never runs out, due to his ever-powerful mojo source, but he is limited to firing off 8 consecutive shots before having to wait a bit to "recharge". The Mojoballs fired from his gun are effective for both offense and defense, as they function as a moving shield as well as a heat-seeking projectile.


Homer Simpson

"Alright, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this so I can get back to killing you with beer"

Weapons: Plutonium Grenades
                   Whacking Stick
Health: High
Armor: Low
Speed: Medium

    Homer Simpson is your everyday joe stuck in a hall full of weirdos out for his blood. He's not down about it, though. Somebody promised him a beer if he were able to throw his never-ending supply of Plutonium grenades at everyone he meets. His grenades are much more effective if thrown one by one, but Homer can also effectively carpet bomb the area by throwing multiple grenades at once. Like Austin, his grenades can be thrown out in limited numbers, but they will regenerate with time. If he is out of grenades (temporarily), he always has his trusty Whacking stick as a backup.


Yoda

"Judge me by my size, do you?"

Weapons: Red Lightsaber
                   Green Lightsaber
Health: Medium
Armor: Low
Speed: Fast

    The famous Jedi Master Yoda has finally snapped. After being called 'little green man', 'E.T.' and 'muppet', he has put down his walking stick and brought his lightsaber out of retirement. The red lightsaber swings much faster and is quite damaging, but Yoda's deadly green saber can kill many in a single stab. Though he lacks any ranged attacks, his running speed and deadly precision with his saber make him a force to be reckoned with.


The Scream Killer

"Do you like scary movies?"

Weapons: .357 Magnum
                   the Hook
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Medium

    "Ghost Face" as his friends like to call him, was bored in between repeated movies where he had to stalk Neve Campbell, so when he received an invitation to a dark computer science building to kill a bunch of annoying characters, he jumped at the chance. His magnum is slow-firing, but potent. However, his real weapon of choice is his rapid-swinging, bloody hook. Ghosty's hook may not hurt much when it hits you, but his quick hands can strip the flesh from your bones within seconds.


Kermit the Frog

"Hi-ho! I am Kermit the Frog!"

Weapon: Carnivorous little green friends
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Fast

    Kermit has been a victim much like Yoda, and has responded in much the same way. Gone are the grin and the songs. Kermit has called upon his hungry swampland friends and promised them fresh meat. His neverending supply of carnivorous frogs is also slightly limited; Kermit can only control 5 frogs at once. His control is not perfect either, as his frogs will turn on him if he releases them without a suitably tasty target within range. Don't forget, Kermit is a frog, and can leap great distances if he can properly harness his internal energy.


Solid Snake

"Time to die."

Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Slow

    Snake has never been a man of many words. He fights hard and stays quiet. He doesn't move terribly fast, but his sniper rifle with its zooming capabilities is more than enough to pack a wallop against any foe he might have to face.


the Cyborg Ninja

"A fight to the death is the only thing to make me feel alive"

Weapon: Microfilament Katana
Health: Medium
Armor: Medium
Speed: Fast

    The Cyborg Ninja has had a hard life. Once he was an elite agent. Horrific bio-experiments have turned him into a creature stuck between life and death, seeking meaning through battle. He is a deadly adversary, having mastered his inner spirit to the point that he can use his cybernetics combined with his mental discipline to actually bend light around him, effectively making himself invisible. Since the mental discipline wavers, it is possible to see a shimmering effect once the ninja is cloaked.


Megatron

"Everything is Fodder"

Weapon: Rocket Launcher
                   Fusion Cannon
Health: High
Armor: High
Speed: Slow

    Love, compassion, mercy are words that have no meaning for Megatron. He has risen to the leadership of the Decepticons by a combination of brute strength, military cunning, ruthlessness, and terror. On Cybertron he was commanding general in charge of all military operations against the Autobots, who referred to him as "The Slag-Maker." It was a title of fear. A title of respect. Now he turns his formidable abilities towards the other Mayhem Warriors. His Fusion Cannon is especially robust, it is one of the few weapons that has an easy time against Kermit's little friends.


Spawn

"I want to die... again"

Weapon: Demon Machine Gun
Health: High
Armor: High
Speed: Slow


    Ex-CIA Assassin Al Simmons has never had an easy life. It's even worse now that he's no longer quite living. Now an Immortal Hellspawn come back to earth, Simmons continues his battle against injustice by killing all those who would oppress the downtrodden and needy. In doing so, he picks up his Demon Machine Gun and Hellspawn Grappling Skull and enters the fight. He may not be the fastest runner among the Mayhem Warriors, but his Grappling Skull grants him surprising mobility.

Note: Spawn's Grappling Skull is disabled when he picks up the RED powerup.

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